respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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