carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
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seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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