If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
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do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
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Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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