it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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