you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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