He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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