hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
It's never too late to be topless.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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