the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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