In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
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I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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