Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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