Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
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I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
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IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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