that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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