Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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