Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
