what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Randomize
