Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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