the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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