either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
So. Much. Porn.
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