is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
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she sounds like chewbacca in bed
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
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I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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