We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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