This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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