That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
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Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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