too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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