you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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