apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
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you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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