im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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