Need sex. Gaining weight.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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