i may or may not be watching the land before time
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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