look no pants
Don't make out with my wife yet
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
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Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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