Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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