According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
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If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
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Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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