apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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