so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
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...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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