At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
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I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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