You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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