Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
It's Friday. Sex?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
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if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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