i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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