Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
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I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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