I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
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But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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