just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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