She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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