ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
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