508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
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