Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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