I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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