mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Say something about gay babies.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
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Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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