Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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