Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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