WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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