i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
she pinky promised me she was 18
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that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
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Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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