just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i think i have herpe
just one?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
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I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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