Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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